So it’s Thursday night, my roommate and I are with out boys, and we have to work in the morning. So what you might ask yourself are two single girls doing on a Thursday night? Well, we are making pitchers upon pitchers of daiquiris, and margaritas. We’ve gorged ourselves on chicken enchiladas. We are also watching TV; and let me just inform you as to what is on TV these days. First we watched Kathy Griffin, and after about 20 minutes we realized that we were drunk….and Kathy still wasn’t funny. So we flipped around and found THE MASTER OF CHAMPIONS and the two competitors were battling on an extreme unicycle course….in case you were wondering, it was amazing. I mean, it was the best thing I’ve seen all year..(That’s a lie, but buy it). So now we’ve flipped to last comic standing. But we’ve made a brief stop at the home shopping network, to watch some freaky ass lady try and sell a magnifying visor for the 79.99 gem package. Then I decided I should be an opera singer, because even if I don’t have the voice I sure as shit got the cleavage.


I have to go….there are more margaritas calling my name.


And another thing…the freaking planes have got to go. I know I signed a disclaimer saying I know the airport is nearby…but they are so fucking loud this week.

It's been forever since I've done one of these, and since Jamie actually thought I'd do it...I guess I will



1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.
"He glances out the window in time to see a red glimmer reflected in the watery street"

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
I'm pointing at the couch

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Sports center while running on the treadmill

4.Without looking, guess what time it is?
4:27pm

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
4:17pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Thomas and Alex playing basketball on the Xbox

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
picking up the mail

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
to do list

9. What are you wearing?
jeans, t-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?
not that I remember

11. When did you last laugh?
um....I chuckled at Alex's attempt at singing..does that count?

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
taupe/brown paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?
not anything overly strange

14. What do you think of this quiz?
well I don't think the questions are that interesting...

15. What is the last film you saw?
wedding crashers

16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
1972 Corvette Stingray

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I have very expensive taste...in everything


18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
people not taking responsiblity of themselves or their children

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes, there needs to be lots of alcohol in me though... or some country music (woot woot the brasa)

20. George Bush.
that's not really a question is it?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Mary

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Eli

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
In a flash. I would love to live somewhere new

24.What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I'm glad you came

25. 4 people who must also do this on their blog.
anyone who wants to